Does this count?

I am teased that I expect too much from my babies.
Sleeping through the night to me is not a 6 hour stretch of sleep (like the books say), it is at least an 8-10 hour stretch (long enough for ME to sleep through the night).
"Walking" does not count as taking a few steps unaccompanied, but when the child walks as the primary form of transportation. (Thus, Nathan "walked" (took steps) at 10 months, but really started "walkING" (stopped crawling) at 12 months).
And Smiling doesn't mean involuntary muscle movement, but true joy at mommy's presence.

FINALLY!